Moonlight Ballroom Blog

I once had this girlfriend. We dated for a couple years before I realized she was too much of a lunatic to keep around. One night, she had this really bad case of hemmoroids. She called me at three in the morning, demanding that I come over and so something to stop hemmoroids. I explained that I wasn’t a doctor, and I didn’t know the first thing about how to stop hemmoroids. But she didn’t give up. Finally I looked up some information on the Internet, and went to the twenty four hour pharmacy. I picked up some topical cream that helped. Boy was I glad when she broke up with me. I don’t know if I could have taken that behavior much longer.